December 10, 2008

All Hail The Power Juicer!

Been a while since I've posted. Lots of false starts, and life gets in the way. I need to get better about this.

So anyway, I find myself sitting here at 10pm watching old reruns of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?". There's an audience member sitting behind Drew Carey who is totally sporting the Michael Bolton hair. And he keeps preening for the camera. Almost funnier than the show itself.

Whose Line is over...and just as I'm about to change the channel, an infomercial for the Jack LaLanne Power Juicer comes on. I swear, the way their pitching this thing you'd think that it's the miracle cure for every disease, it will solve the economic crisis, and bring you closer to a higher power. Oh, and the celebrity co-host, who is such a big celebrity that I've never heard of her in my life, has more teeth than Donnie and Marie combined.

I gotta watch South Park or something just to cleanse myself.....

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